Mrs. Kim: You mean you’re coming alone to the wedding? Unescorted?
Lorelai: Well, Rory will be there, so.
Mrs. Kim: No, she won’t like it.
Lorelai: Who won’t?
Mrs. Kim: You can’t come alone. An unmarried woman of certain age, unescorted, wearing the clothes you tend to wear. People will think things, bad things.
Lorelai: Like what?
Mrs. Kim: Like you’re a tramp and possibly for sale.
Lorelai: Wow, suddenly Footloose is not seeming so silly.
Mrs. Kim: What are we going to do?
Lorelai: Well, I guess first of all, we should agree on a price.
Mrs. Kim: You’ll have to find someone, who’ll bring you. You have to find a man.
Lorelai: In one day? Are you kidding me? It took me this long to find Luke.
Mrs. Kim: My daughter wants you at her wedding, fine. But if you are to come, then you need to come with a man. And Kirk does not count!
Lorelai: Hi, Mrs. Kim? I’d like you to meet Christopher Hayden. He’s Rory’s father and a MAN!
Christopher: Did that really need clarification?