Lexie: I’m not an errand girl. I’m a doctor, with a patient who’s about to make a giant butt-shaped mistake.
Mark: That’s not for you to say.
Lexie: Okay, well someone has to. The only reason a woman does something like this to her body is to impress a guy. Sure, it starts with a giant butt, and then the next thing you know, she’s giving up her friends, she’s moving in with him before she’s even ready, and if she’s not careful, she’ll find herself a 26-year-old stepmother to the pregnant daughter she didn’t even know he had. And then she’s single, dyeing her hair a new color. And you know what? It’s really hard to manage your roots when you’ve been committed to the psych ward.
Mark: Psych ward?
Lexie: It happens.
Lexie: Were you just checking out my ass?
Mark: Not the first time. Won’t be the last.