Bobby: You two enjoy catching up, okay? (walks away)
Sam: What was that?
Dean: One part age, three parts liquor.
Dean: Another theory – Penny’s diary.
Sam: Did you steal that from her room?
Dean: I love that you even ask me that.
Sam: And why wouldn’t I?
Dean: No reason.
Sam: Who would want virgins?
Dean: You got me. I prefer ladies with experience.
Sam: So, what, you think Batman tried to rape her?
Dean: Well, he does carry a lot of rage. But he rejected her because she was already de-hymenated.
Sam: You think?
Dean: I think it just goes to show that being easy’s pretty much all upside.
Sam: So, what kind of thing likes virgins and gold?
Dean: P. Diddy?
Sam: You know, it’s comforting.
Dean: What’s that?
Sam: I died for a year, came back, and you’re still not funny.
Dean: Shut up, I’m hilarious.
Sam: Great, back to the lore.
Dean: Which says what? That they live in Middle Earth?
Sam: No. Caves.
Dean: You’re such a nerd.
Dean: Ask me what time it is.
Sam: Why don’t you cut to the chase and just roll in it.
Dean: I rarely have wealth.