Owen Hunt: It’s a cute baby, right?
Cristina Yang: Its small features and over-sized eyes trigger a hormonal response in humans. It’s autonomic. It’s what keeps us from eating them.
Owen Hunt: You are very beautiful.
Cristina Yang: Oh, screw beautiful; I’m brilliant. If you want to appease me, compliment my brain.
Cristina Yang: Oh my god, that is so ugly.
Lexie Grey: Are you still blind?
Meredith Grey: I like it. It’s abstract.
Alex Karev: You paged me?
Meredith Grey: Yeah, I need you to check my eyes.
Alex Karev: I’m not an eye guy. I don’t know how this crap works.
Meredith Grey: All right, well, I already did the chart. I’m, like, 20/25, but I… I… I… now I need you to look at my eyes through this thing.
Alex Karev: Maybe it’s glaucoma. Hey, you could get a prescription for pot. All right. Uh, look up. Look down. Doesn’t look like glaucoma. Uh, your cornea looks fine.
Meredith Grey: Good.
Alex Karev: Yeah, but you still can’t read the chart.
Meredith Grey: Yeah, but if I squint…
Alex Karev: Normal people don’t squint. All right. Read the chart, line 8. No squinting.
Meredith Grey: “D, C, P, I.”
Alex Karev: You’re blind..
Meredith Grey: Shut up.
Alex Karev: Can you even see me?
Meredith Grey: Yeah, and you look like a real moron. I need a real eye doctor.
Alex Karev: Can you even see enough to operate?
Meredith Grey: When I do the squinting thing, I see fine. Don’t quit your day job.
Alex Karev: Yeah, well, you keep squinting like that, and you’re gonna get crow’s feet, but I’m good at plastics. You want me to do something about that?
Meredith: So this thing with Callie… I mean, you know it’s a bad idea right? You don’t want to be Callie’s baby’s godmother.
Cristina: I don’t?
Meredith: No, I mean think of how many people have to die before you even get to step up. Mark, Callie and Arizona. That’s a lot of people.
Cristina: It is, yes, a lot of dead people.
Meredith: Right. Whereas if you’re my baby’s godmother-in-waiting, it’s only me and Derek. One wrong turn down a dark, twisty road – boom – you’re in.
Cristina: Let’s be clear. If I’m ever godparent to anyone’s kid, it will be in name only. I will NOT be taking care of children. That’s what boarding schools are for.
Mark Sloan: Dr. Avery, it’s about time I had you on my service.
Jackson Avery: Thank you Dr. Sloan, I gotta say I really think I have the hands for plastic.
Mark Sloan: Forget about your hands. Look at those cheekbones…
Jackson Avery: Sir?
Mark Sloan: You’re genetically blessed. Don’t think I haven’t noticed, and speaking of personal experience I can say that only help you in plastics. That face’s better than a hundred billboards, my man.
Jackson Avery: Dr. Sloan, I really don’t feel comfortable being judged or praised based on my looks.
Mark Sloan: Poor Mr. Green Eyes. Let’s not pretend being beautiful is a burden. Now come on, Mrs. Johnson’s nose isn’t gonna fix itself. How about a little sparkle?
Mark Sloan: (Avery smiles) There it is!
Callie: If we’re going to do this whole “everybody gets a vote thing” there is going to be a new system. We’ll still each get one vote, but also, the baby gets a vote. As I house the baby, I’ll be speaking for him/her, and since I’ll be pushing this baby out of a very small hole in my body, I’ll also get an extra-special vagina vote. So it’s three votes for us, two votes for you guys … Oh, and we get the final say. Now, I’ll be using my many votes to say that once a day I will have one cup of regular coffee, which is perfectly fine according to the studies that I’ve read, at least until I begin breast feeding. Now anybody wanna argue with my extra special vagina vote?
(together) Mark: No, thank you. | Arizona: No.
Callie: Great. Oh, we also vote that Mark gives me a foot rub.
Mark: I’ll go get the lotion.
Chief: I’m trying to look at Bailey’s teets on the internet.
Owen: I think you mean tweets, Sir.
Chief: Uh, whatever.
Owen: Uh uh, not whatever. It’s important you get that one right.
Cristina: It could be false-negative. Maybe you tried too early. What is it? Day 10?
Cristina: Eh, totally early. Pee on a bunch of different sticks. Don’t let the one stick win.
Meredith: Well, it’s a scientific test. I hardly think I can bend it to my will.
Cristina: I’m doing three surgeries today. I did four yesterday. I’m unstoppable. And you got defeated by a piece of plastic covered in urine? Buck up!