Bobby Singer: Great. Just what we need — a MENSA Monster.
Bobby Singer: If you’re going to be stupid, you might as well be smart about it.
Dean Winchester: You know, it’s bad enough that they’re ganking people using our mugs, but now this? Us driving around in this kaboodle while baby’s on lockdown?
Sam Winchester: It’s temporary, Dean.
Dean Winchester: Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Sam Winchester: You know that’s a line from…
Dean Winchester: …a Swayze movie. Swayze always gets a pass.
AND OF COURSE, DEAN MIMING AIR SUPPLY‘S ALL OUT OF LOVE!
Leviathan!Sam: I had a brother with this many issues once. You know what I did?
Leviathan!Sam: I ate him.
Leviathan!Dean: Of course you did.
Yayy! James Marsters and Charisma Carpenter from Buffy guest-stars on this episode!
BEST THING about this episode was that Jared tweeted an unedited clip!
Dean Winchester: While you were out being Lance Armstrong–-
Sam Winchester: That would be biking
Dean Winchester: –-I was here working.
Dean Winchester: Why don’t you just run home, Lance?
Sam Winchester: If anyone should be on trial, it’s me.
Osiris: That’s for me to decide, now go away.
Sam Winchester: He has the right to an attorney, let me defend him.
Sam Winchester: Objection!
Osiris: On what grounds?
Sam Winchester: Witnesses being called without prior notice.
Dean Winchester: Good one.
Sam Winchester: I saw it on The Good Wife.
Dean Winchester: New rule: you steal my baby, you get punched.
First of all, bye bye Castiel.
(OMG CRYING OUT LOUD.)
Dean Winchester: That’s 12 hours straight. I’m calling that rested. Here, hydrate and, um, protein-ate.
Sam Winchester: Breakfast in bed.
Dean Winchester: Don’t get used to it.
Dean Winchester: Sammy? Hey, come on now. I’m the one with the broken leg, you gotta carry me!
Dean Winchester: (This is Bobby Singer’s direct hotline. You should not have this number.) You cannot be in that crater back there. I ca-… if you’re gone, I’m gonna strap my beautiful mind brother into the car and I’m gonna drive us off the pier. You asked me how I was doing, well, not good. And you said you’d be here. Where are you?
SUPERNATURAL SEASON 6 GAG REEL!
Gave me a much needed laugh-out-loud session.
3:05 – Cirque du Soleil
3:27 – Impala poses
3:36 – Worm-stache
4:44 – J2 catwalk
5:07 – “I need you to let me touch it.”
6:09 – “It tastes like gasoline.”
7:42 – Hip Hop Jensen
Bobby Singer: Hi, glad to meet you. Bobby Singer, paranoid bastard.
Balthazar: I’m sorry boys, do I look like a manservant to you? No? Then quit ringing for me, please!
Castiel: I thought you said we were like family. Shouldn’t trust run both ways?
Dean Winchester: Cas, I just can’t.
Sam Winchester: I just remember I was with two guys. One was like a male model type and the other one was an older guy named Bobby.
Sam Winchester: It was night, now it’s day!
(Sam really likes to state the obvious – see this!)
Sam Winchester: You know me… You know why I’m not leaving my brother along out there.
Castiel: I’m not an angel anymore. I’m your new God, a better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you.