SUPERNATURAL S08E02

Mama Tran: Kevin, average Blue Book on a 2010 Ferrari F430 Spider?
Kevin Tran: $217,000.
Mama Tran: And the 5 percent Wyoming tax?
Sam Winchester: $10,850.

Finally, a showcase of sexy Sam’s sexy brains and another glimpse of that tattoo!

SUPERNATURAL S07E06

Bobby Singer: Great. Just what we need — a MENSA Monster.

Bobby Singer: If you’re going to be stupid, you might as well be smart about it.

Dean Winchester: You know, it’s bad enough that they’re ganking people using our mugs, but now this? Us driving around in this kaboodle while baby’s on lockdown?
Sam Winchester: It’s temporary, Dean.
Dean Winchester: Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Sam Winchester: You know that’s a line from…
Dean Winchester: …a Swayze movie. Swayze always gets a pass.

AND OF COURSE, DEAN MIMING AIR SUPPLY‘S ALL OUT OF LOVE!

Leviathan!Sam: I had a brother with this many issues once. You know what I did?
Leviathan!Dean: Hmm?
Leviathan!Sam: I ate him.
Leviathan!Dean: Of course you did.

SUPERNATURAL S07E05

Yayy! James Marsters and Charisma Carpenter from Buffy guest-stars on this episode!

BEST THING about this episode was that Jared tweeted an unedited clip!

 

Dean Winchester: While you were out being Lance Armstrong–-
Sam Winchester: That would be biking
Dean Winchester: –-I was here working.

Dean Winchester: Why don’t you just run home, Lance?

SUPERNATURAL S07E04

Sam Winchester: If anyone should be on trial, it’s me.
Osiris: That’s for me to decide, now go away.
Sam Winchester: He has the right to an attorney, let me defend him.

Sam Winchester: Objection!
Osiris: On what grounds?
Sam Winchester: Witnesses being called without prior notice.
Dean Winchester: Good one.
Sam Winchester: I saw it on The Good Wife.

SUPERNATURAL S07E03

Dean Winchester: New rule: you steal my baby, you get punched.

SUPERNATURAL S07E02

First of all, bye bye Castiel.
(OMG CRYING OUT LOUD.)

Dean Winchester: That’s 12 hours straight. I’m calling that rested. Here, hydrate and, um, protein-ate.
Sam Winchester: Breakfast in bed.
Dean Winchester: Don’t get used to it.

Dean Winchester: Sammy? Hey, come on now. I’m the one with the broken leg, you gotta carry me!

Dean Winchester: (This is Bobby Singer’s direct hotline. You should not have this number.) You cannot be in that crater back there. I ca-… if you’re gone, I’m gonna strap my beautiful mind brother into the car and I’m gonna drive us off the pier. You asked me how I was doing, well, not good. And you said you’d be here. Where are you?

SUPERNATURAL S07E01

Sam Winchester: Hey Castiel. Maybe this is pointless… Look, I don’t know if any part of you even cares, but uh, I still think you’re one of us. Deep down and way way way of the reservation. But… Look we still have till dawn to stop this. Let us help. Please.

“IT TASTES LIKE GASOLINE.”

SUPERNATURAL SEASON 6 GAG REEL!

Gave me a much needed laugh-out-loud session.

3:05 – Cirque du Soleil
3:27 – Impala poses
3:36 – Worm-stache
4:44 – J2 catwalk
5:07 – “I need you to let me touch it.”
6:09 – “It tastes like gasoline.”
7:42 – Hip Hop Jensen

SUPERNATURAL S06E21-22

Bobby Singer: Hi, glad to meet you. Bobby Singer, paranoid bastard.

Balthazar: I’m sorry boys, do I look like a manservant to you? No? Then quit ringing for me, please!

Castiel: I thought you said we were like family. Shouldn’t trust run both ways?
Dean Winchester: Cas, I just can’t.

Sam Winchester: I just remember I was with two guys. One was like a male model type and the other one was an older guy named Bobby.

Sam Winchester: It was night, now it’s day!
(Sam really likes to state the obvious – see this!)

Sam Winchester: You know me… You know why I’m not leaving my brother along out there.

Castiel: I’m not an angel anymore. I’m your new God, a better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord, or I shall destroy you.

SUPERNATURAL S06E19

Bobby Singer: I asked for a computer.
Sam Winchester: It is a computer.
Bobby Singer: A computer has buttons.

Dean Winchester: Great. Without your power you’re basically just a baby in a trench coat.
(Cas huffs and looks away from Dean angrily)
Sam Winchester: I think you hurt his feelings.

Cas: I’m fairly unpracticed with firearms.
Dean: You know who whines? Babies.

Castiel: You don’t know that. They may find more wayward orphans along the way.
Bobby Singer: Oh, don’t get cute.
Castiel: Right. Pardon me for highlighting their crippling and dangerous empathetic response with “sarcasm”.